ok, people are flakes

[mattlucas]

have fun guys

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Update: despite talking about this all week friend decided that they did not have the money to fix car.
refuses to accept money in loan form or gift probably because of 70 degree temps and a season pass out west.

[Affix Snow]

Care to explain? Im lost here.....

[RR]

Care to explain? Im lost here.....No Affix, you are not lost. You have merely taken the exit ramp labeled Twilight Zone :D

Your Band has a gig at The Outer Limits, the MC for the show is Ms Cassandra:
http://www.elvira.com/gfx/oscar.jpg

[mattlucas]

i need some wheels!

The mass transit in nyc is too good apparently, where are all of my snow stoked friends with cars?

[Jolly J]

Beavers and Ducks...

[RR]

No boys, Greyhounds!
Select Departure Schedule for Friday, May 4, 2007
Select Departs Arrives Duration Transfers Carrier Schedule

- 12:01pm 08:25pm 8h, 24m 1 GLI 1836

d=day h=hour m=minute GLI: GREYHOUND LINES, INC.


Select Return Schedule for Sunday, May 6, 2007
Select Departs Arrives Duration Transfers Carrier Schedule

08:50am 05:30pm 8h, 40m 1 CLI 0021


02:50pm 11:20pm 8h, 30m 1 CLI 0033

d=day h=hour m=minute CLI: CONCORD TRAILWAYS

For fare information within the U.S., call us at 1-800-231-2222. If your travel plans involve Canada, please visit the Greyhound Canada Web site or call 1-800-661-8747.

[RR]

Rental Cars!

http://www.rentawreck.com/LANSAIMG/RAP/FRANCHISE/YONKERS/YONKERS.htm

[PWDR8S]

MOTORCYCLES! :cooldog:

[RR]

Jet packs!
http://www.007magazine.co.uk/images/factfiles/movies/tb/ff_tb_009.jpg

[DMC]

Jet packs!
http://www.007magazine.co.uk/images/factfiles/movies/tb/ff_tb_009.jpg

My life would be complete if I had a jetpack..

[PWDR8S]

My life would be complete if I had a jetpack..

Just don't eat a lot of methane producing foods prior to using one of these! You'll have double jet action! :eek:

[RR]

Okay...for the complete life choose:
The flying bomb? or The vapid Babe?
http://www.007magazine.co.uk/images/factfiles/movies/tb/ff_tb_009.jpghttp://www.elvira.com/gfx/oscar.jpg

I choose a few hours at this session!
http://www.mcarecords.com/MCAImageUpload/1287884-Full.jpg

[pulverschwein]

My life would be complete if I had a jetpack..
If I had a jetpack the first thing that I would do
Is fly above the gridlock and come to you
I'd peek into the windows on 5th ave.
to see how the other side lives

And if I had a jetpack I would strap it on
I'd get out of this one room and I'd be gone
To where they're real houses and big front yards
If I had a jetpack

I'd take you up with me
at least we'd both be free, past the statue of liberty
In my jetpack

If I had a jetpack, I'd fly over the bridge
I'd wave to all my friends who thought I'd never rise again
I'd fly over the stadium to watch my team win, watch my team win
And if I had a jetpack, I'd bust into your door
take you by the hand to the Jersey shore
and underneath the moonlight, you'd want me even more
cause, I'd have a jetpack

I'd take you up so high
If I dropped you, you would die
but I want you by my side, in my jetpack

I don't have a jetpack. I don't even have a car
I just have this token and a head full of stars
I wish you didn't live up town so far
cause I don't have a..........jetpack

[Skilasnow]

If I had a jetpack the first thing that I would do
Is fly above the gridlock and come to you
I'd peek into the windows on 5th ave.
to see how the other side lives
....

WOW! our new poet...
reps

[RR]

I am so discon
.
<
>
nected!

05/05/07 (Sat) 7:00 PM New York, NY Mo Pitkin's
05/06/07 (Sun) 7:30 PM Larchmont, NY Watercolor Cafe
05/16/07 (Wed) 8:30 PM San Francisco, CA Cafe Du Nord
06/22/07 (Fri) 8:00 PM Denver, CO Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret
06/23/07 (Sat) 7:30 PM Boulder, CO Front Porch Concerts
08/25/07 (Sat) 6:45 PM Gig Harbor, WA Gig Harbor Folk Festival

[Bannick]

If I had a jetpack the first thing that I would do
Is fly above the gridlock and come to you
I'd peek into the windows on 5th ave.
to see how the other side lives

And if I had a jetpack I would strap it on .........jetpack

Strap on....hee hee

[pulverschwein]

WOW! our new poet...
reps
Sorry to disappoint, skilas, but more like new plagiarist - the poet's Jill Sobule. :o

[M@]

Artist: The Oakridge Boys Tabs/Chords
Song: Elvira Tab

G D G
Elvira, Elvira, My heart's on fire for Elvira

Verse 1
G
Eyes that look like heaven

Lips like cherry wine
D
That girl can sho'nuff make my little light shine
G G7 C Bb
I get a funny feelin' up and down my spine
G D G
Cause I know that my Elvira's mine

CHORUS
G D G
I'm singing Elvira, Elvira, My heart's on fire for Elvira
G
Giddy up, a oom papa oom papa mow mow,
G
Giddy up, a oom papa oom papa mow mow,
G D G
Hi-yo silver away

Verse 2
G
Tonight I'm gonna meet her

At the hungry house cafe
D
And I'm gonna give her all the love I can
G
She's gonna jump and holler
C Bb
'Cause I saved up my last two dollar
G D G
And we're gonna search and find that preacher man


M@