Elwood's Girlfriend

[Frankontour]

Well, after years of living with his previous girlfriend (see the photo in Elwood's World), he finally changed of chick and went back to Tucks with Dr Piddle the following year, taking a photo at the same place.....

(true version : after over 3 months of humiliation for Elwood and Piddle, Frankontour has a little bit of pity :D :D :D lol)

Elwood's new Girlfriend (http://cf.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankontour502/vwp?.dir=/Mes+photos&.dnm=Elwood+-+Piddle+et+Chag+3.jpg&.view=t)

(I know, we should all fire the photograph of "Maxim", for the hairs...)

[elwood]

Dirty...

[DMC]

Too much body peircing...

A frostbite liability...

[Frankontour]

You may be right... hummm, may be the grammy was better :p

[DRPHIDDLEPHOS]

I love dirty girls and she is the self proclaimed queen of dirty!! :eek: i'd buy that for a dollar! :tmchandshake: :bum: :tmchandshake1: hows about a :liftticket: to ride! :D

[Frankontour]

I'm sorry to put this right on the board... but I just can't resist, after the comment of Dr. Piddle. I should change the head for the one of Christina, I guess ;)

(read to understand ;) )

http://kokotele.com/else.jpg

[elwood]

Is she French-Canadian?

:D

[Frankontour]

But on more serious topics, I think that Elwood need some more serious persons to hike Tucks with him. So I have 2 suggestions for you.

After that, I think I will stop on this pic, before pi**ing of laugh in my pants.

Political hike (http://cf.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankontour502/vwp?.dir=/Mes+photos&.dnm=2+-+Elwood+-+Piddle+-+GWB.jpg&.view=t)

Very Serious hike (http://cf.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankontour502/vwp?.dir=/Mes+photos&.dnm=2+-+Elwood+-+Piddle+-+JP2.jpg&.view=t)


PS : Elwood, I don't know, for the girl :(

[DMC]

Frankontour:
Political hike (http://cf.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankontour502/vwp?.dir=/Mes+photos&.dnm=2+-+Elwood+-+Piddle+-+GWB.jpg&.view=t)
"They misunderestimated me."
George Bush

[elwood]

Can you imagine G.W. going over the Icefall? LOL. Dropping in in his suit and tie... I'd reelect him if he did that campaign stunt...

[DMC]

Without getting too deep into politics....
I'd rather see him dropping with a cowboy hat on... Riding a weapon of mass destruction yeeeeee haw!! Like the scene from Doctor Strangelove..


Speaking of Bush....
You know what cowboy hats and hemoroids have in common???
Every :bum: gets one sooner or later...

[DRPHIDDLEPHOS]

i would not vote for that SOB even if he laid out a back flip at :tucks: , well maybe i would, DEAN FOR AMERICA!!!LOL !!! if that guy gets in elwood and i could have the pope hitch us up!! Elwood of course would be my blushing bride! :disinfo: i will be your best man!! off to the hotel room for some hott :bum: :tmchandshake: smacking!! i always :cry: at weddings! well Elwood do you take this doctor to be your lawfully wedded..........DOCTOR! :beer: :beermug: :beer: we will skip the :hottub: and head straight for the :beer: :beermug: :beer: no honey moon... all busniess!

[Mumster]

DMC:
Speaking of Bush....
You know what cowboy hats and hemoroids have in common???
Every :bum: gets one sooner or later... lol

[Frankontour]

Sorry if someone was not succeeding to reach the pics since few minutes... the problem is solved now.

Personnaly, I would like to see a race down the Chute with George W. Bush, Jean Chrétien, Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Ladin. I wonder who would win (and who would survive). I guess Jean Chrétien would survive cause he's an enough good skier. So he would have defeated Osama Bin Ladin and Saddam Hussein ! Wow. Still thinking of what would happen to George Bush going down the Chute..... any idea ??

[DMC]

If Bin Laden was coming down the Chute I'd be wating to kick his :bum: at the bottom ....

Then I'd turn his sorry :bum: over to all my friends who lost loved ones on 9/11...

:bum: :bum: :bum: :bum: :bum: :bum: :bum: :bum: :bum: :bum:
I'm filled with hatred....

[DMC]

Frankontour:
Still thinking of what would happen to George Bush going down the Chute..... any idea ?? He would die... Or get really hurt...

Now Dick Chaney would be OK... He skis... And is from Wyoming... My brother is in the Airforce and actually skied with him in Jackson Hole..

[Frankontour]

Hey DMC, I'm working on an EXCLUSIVE photo of this race. If you have a pic of you kicking something, send it to me and you'll be kicking Bin Ladin :D lolol

[DMC]

Thanks - but no thanks..

With my view of the NYC skyline I think about it way too much already..

It's ok...

thanks anyway...

[Mumster]

DMC:
Now Dick Chaney would be OK... He skis... And is from Wyoming... Cheney...let's see, I wouldn't wish negative karma on anyone who skis JH, but it could make for some interesting scenarios...
He's hiking up TR :happyhiker: ,-> his pacemaker detects an abnormally rapid heartbeat, -> sends an electrical surge to a defibrillator coil -> jolts the heart ... :eek: ...

[DMC]

My brother was actually his Doctor during the last Gulf War... :)

I'll pass that onto him... He'll get a kick out of it!

[Frankontour]

Ok... may be I'm better to not continue the pic, considering this... and the fact were at 2 weeks of sept 11. Even at 400 miles of NYC, I can tell you that it was the panic here too as we didn't know how much airplanes were hijacked and where they would fall. It was really one of worst day of my life and I will remember it forever too.

[DMC]

Sorry for the buzzkill... :(

[Frankontour]

At least, this is something to forget a little bit all those dark memories...

The impact of a country leader going at Tucks !

:D :D :D

<a href="http://cf.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankontour502/vwp?.dir=/Mes+photos&.dnm=Chr%e9tien+at+Tucks.jpg&.view=t" target="_blank">This is a true story ;) </a>

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[Frankontour]

I hear George Bush saying to Chrétien :

Johnny, I've NEVER said there was a gondola at Tucks.

;)