Todays Conditions

[Mr Al-Sahhaf]

My first day on new job. I don unnerstand thees frozsen water... It is sof and hard at thee same tayme. And Thees pepple wit their wide stiks and strange boots!!! ACH! Who are they?

I ken hear them grunt on the slope. Are they bein punished? is thees where you send your convicks? eh?, for hard labor? Is thees for some sort of frozsen water reclamation? You Amerikens... wat you do to thees pepple... I don unnerstand.

[al-sahhaf]

Bah! Imposter infidel!

[M@]

Definatly time for a Ravine Change.

M@

[Skilasnow]

I'll say! On to Huntington's!

And would the real Al please step forward

[al-sahhaf]

I am the real Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf as you can see by my photomug, taken today nearest the JoHo hut. I will oppress any imposters.

There are no other ravines near here. This is a lie!

[Skilasnow]

al sahhaf:

your rating exposes you, YOU are the imposter!

[SkiStooge]

WAIT!!! I AM THE REAL AL!!!! (really) lol

[loafnut]

It snows in iraq....
for all we know al-sahaf rips it up fresh iraqi powder...