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skicdave
01-07-2004, 12:19 PM
Its been rumour for years, maybe decades that Barb and Ken frequent Tucks in the spring.

Many have sought after an exclusive shot of the starved madonna herself, posed on the brutal headwall with flocks drapped to the wind.

Well today I have obtained exclusive rights to the one and only shot of Barbiedoo at Tucks, apparently taken early spring last year. I am told that, that same day she was seen with the infamous 'Action Man', not her usual bo, Ken. Hopefully more photos will follow if my source can be bribed...

http://timefortuckerman.com/members/skicdave/barbieskistuckerman.jpg

Maybe Barbie will inspire other women to join the ranks, ski Tucks and join the T4T family.

Skilasnow
01-07-2004, 12:24 PM
I was there! She fled the scene when Ken showed up and saw her with Odonis of Crete

M@
01-07-2004, 12:32 PM
How about naked barbie?

M@

elwood
01-07-2004, 01:51 PM
Isn't "Action Man" Dr. Phiddlephos' nickname?

Mumster
01-07-2004, 02:02 PM
We will invite her to the second Annual FemmesCannon Day :femmecannon: .

:skifemcool: :skifemcool: :skifemcool: :skifemcool: :skifemcool: :skifemcool: :skifemcool:

skicdave
01-07-2004, 02:05 PM
Know your dolls elwood!!

This just in! Barbie and Action Man above the Little Headwall...

http://timefortuckerman.com/members/skicdave/barbieskistuckerman2.jpg

elwood
01-07-2004, 02:19 PM
Wow, he really is a man of action...Is he dry humping Barbie?

M@
01-07-2004, 02:20 PM
huh-huh... he said headwall.

(I know, grow up M@, but then again, to hell with growing up.. huh huh... huh huh - he he he he he, I am cornholio..)

M@

elwood
01-07-2004, 02:21 PM
M@:
huh-huh... he said headwall.

(I know, grow up M@, but then again, to hell with growing up.. huh huh... huh huh - he he he he he, I am cornholio..)

M@ M@, notice that it is a LITTLE headwall... heheheheheheheh..yeah.yeah

skicdave
01-07-2004, 02:24 PM
Sorry but they are dolls, and not very sturdy onces at that. Barbie cost $2 at the Dollar store, don't expect much ok? They are supporting each other for a photo op!! :rolleyes:

Don't mind me fellows/gals.. just waiting on :1stracks: this Sunday up in the Gatineau Hills before I go stir crazy !!! whoopie!

M@
01-07-2004, 02:24 PM
That picture is just above a little head (wall).

He he he... he he he he.

UH huh huh huh.

Barbi is ca-hule.

M@

skicdave
01-07-2004, 02:28 PM
Thats it... Will's next report with be even worst! baaaah!!

BladeGirl
01-07-2004, 03:12 PM
Barbie: Oh Ken! I love the masterful way you handle that long pole of yours!

Ken: (thinking to himself: My ski outfit is cooler than hers) So babe, wheres your helmet? A doll like you could get hurt in a place like this.

Barbie: Well at least I have actual "hair" while you have a helmet head!

Ken: Are you here to pose, or to ski?...

-BG (OK, I have *got* to get some work done today)

skicdave
01-07-2004, 03:23 PM
Thats no Ken! Thats Action Man! (Kmart - the store - import). Actually he has a helmet.. :chair: Kate thinks Action Man lost it in one of our Xmas boxes during seasonal transition, which explains his hat head. Notice he has a scare on his right cheek.. no doubt this is the result of a bad fall in the Chute when he was trying to impress Barbie... :lips:

Barbie and Ken severed their relationship several years ago.. just for the record.

kmrnskier
01-07-2004, 09:21 PM
M@:
huh-huh... he said headwall.

(I know, grow up M@, but then again, to hell with growing up.. huh huh... huh huh - he he he he he, I am cornholio..)

M@ I need TP for my.........

Skilasnow
01-08-2004, 12:29 PM
...BUNG-HOLE

Mumster
01-08-2004, 01:31 PM
Hey Dave:
:confused: Are you raiding poor baby Emma's toy collection to make those pics?

skicdave
01-08-2004, 01:54 PM
Mumster:
Hey Dave:
:confused: Are you raiding poor baby Emma's toy collection to make those pics? Ha ha Mumster... no Emma lives about 6 hours away and is too young for barbie. :chair: Kate picked up Barbie at the local dollar store for $2 to keep Action Man company (another ski doll). :cooldog:

M@
01-08-2004, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by skicdave:
Kate picked up Barbie at the local dollar store for $2 to keep Action Man company (another ski doll). :cooldog: it cost $2 at the Dollar Store? Is this the "American Dollar Store" with "Canadian Dollar" prices or something?

M@

skicdave
01-08-2004, 02:54 PM
M@:
it cost $2 at the Dollar Store? Is this the "American Dollar Store" with "Canadian Dollar" prices or something?

M@ ha ha... ya well you must have dollar stores with items for $2 don't ya'll eh?

Think it was because it was the 'deluxe' version of Barbie.

The US dollar used to be worth up to as high as $1.67 Cdn last year. Currently its about $1.26 Cdn. One day the Loonie maybe worth more than the Green back! :eek:

Mumster
01-08-2004, 02:59 PM
skicdave:
Kate picked up Barbie at the local dollar store for $2 to keep Action Man company (another ski doll). :cooldog: Given the circumstances, you would think action man would appear happier.

BladeGirl
01-08-2004, 03:51 PM
Mumster:
skicdave:
Kate picked up Barbie at the local dollar store for $2 to keep Action Man company Given the circumstances, you would think action man would appear happier. Yeah, $2 is a pretty cheap date!

-BG

Mumster
01-08-2004, 07:09 PM
Is SkiLas' avatar the new Ken/action man doll? :eek: Could SkiLas be Action man????

Skilasnow
01-08-2004, 07:29 PM
Mumster, just remember to say "Action Man" in the same voice as the ads with "Trojan Man" :D

skicdave
01-08-2004, 08:23 PM
Mumster Ken was banned from the site years ago. You won't ever see him here again... besides Barbie is threw with him for good.

Skilas is a fine gentalmen, assuming the more potent roll of Áction Man. :chicken:

skidude
01-08-2004, 10:12 PM
Dave. Can you PM me with that pic WITH OUT barbie/ken. I think it would be a nice desktop.

EIther PM me with it or just post it here.
Thanks a lot,
Skidood