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NtrentT

01-21-2005, 01:46 PM

Heres an interesting article of the Ski Train.

I have never seen a pic of it before and this page has 1

They talk about Tux too

SKI TRAIN ARTICLE (http://www.newsday.com/travel/ny-bski4105205jan09,0,5454163.story?coll=ny-travel-headlines)

Affix Snow

01-21-2005, 01:56 PM

Huckasaurass

01-21-2005, 01:58 PM

I think the ski train is stupid.
There. I said it. Stupid.

Waste of money. Seems more of a yuppy bragging type thing....

"I skied Mt. Washington, but i payed to go 1/3 of the way up on a train. Im cool."

To ski a bunny hill to boot.

Matt

DMC

01-21-2005, 01:58 PM

Huckasaurass

01-21-2005, 02:01 PM

funny... I'm actually thinking about taking Alexa up it for a run when I head up next month...

Naaa I think its alright if yer with yer lady....its romantical...

Matt

Affix Snow

01-21-2005, 02:02 PM

funny... I'm actually thinking about taking Alexa up it for a run when I head up next month...

There you go thinking again!

(if you do it for your chick or with a chick it is ok)

01-21-2005, 02:25 PM

(if you do it for your chick or with a chick it is ok)
This reminds me of the song "Gay, not Gay" by King Missle- if you've got the MP3 stealing ability - go get it and give it a spin. Freaking funny... but don't let the kids listen to it.

Oh yeah - it has a sandwhich in it, which is nice.

M@

01-21-2005, 02:32 PM

Actually you don't need to download the song - it's like most king missle songs, just some techno music with the guy talking... so here's the lyrics

WARNING - pretty explicit lyrics... but it's just so funny...

I saw an episode of the Jerry Springer show and the topic was "Tranvestites and the Men Who Love Them." And the guy who was on with his "girlfriend" was saying "To me, this is a beautiful woman. She's got a perfect body, beautiful blonde hair, everything. I love her, and I love making love to her. Now I ask you, does that make me gay?"
Most of the audience thought so, and so did I, but it got me thinking about what is or isn't gay.

Discussing sex with a guy is gay.
Discussing sex with a woman is straight, even telling a woman "Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to suck a ****" is straight.
Sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both teams, in which case it is straight.
Gyms are always gay, because afterwords, in the locker room, you're showering with guys, and that is gay.
Watching ****ography alone is neutral, like eating a sandwich. It's neither straight nor gay.
Watching ****os with one or more other guys in the room, no matter how many other women are also in the room, is gay.
Watching ****, even gay ****, with one or more women ONLY is straight.

Here's an interesting one: kissing a gay guy on the cheek, or having him kiss YOU on the cheek is neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet. Hugging and/or kissing a straight guy . . . is gay.
See, look, I . . . I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know they're gay.
They **** my **** right up.
Like a guy calls me up and says "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch a football game and drink beer and eat chips, and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other a little, you know, just us guys! You wanna come over?"
And I'm like "No."

OK, you've got a guy sucking your dick, even if he's dressed like a beautiful woman, even if he's got the best breast implants you've ever seen, even if you're saying "Suck it *****, I know you like it, you ****, you whore," that's gay.
Adversely, if a woman straps on a dildo and you're dressed like a woman and you're suckin' her **** and she's sayin' "You like it, don't you, you like sucking my dick, you little ****ing faggot" and she rolls you over and ****s you in the ass and says "you love it, you little ***** boy, you love getting ****ed in the ass, I bet you wish I was a man, I bet you wish this was a ****, you ****ing faggot" and you're getting off on this like you've never gotten off before . . .
that's still straight.
But then, when you go off to the bar, and you discuss this, or any other sexual experience with any other guys, that's gay.

Here's the most interesting one:
Sucking a guy's ****, can, under certain rare circumstances, be straight.
Let's say you've gotten into a betting game with a woman, and the bet is whoever loses has to be the other's sex slave for the night, the kind of thing that happens in Penthouse Forum all the time, and you lose, and the woman makes you have sex with another guy, that's not gay.

I don't know exactly why, but it's not.

01-21-2005, 02:41 PM

Guess I'm kinda pushing the limits of what this boards "good taste" might consider appropriate.

But the only way to know where the edge is, is to go over it once in a while.

M@

Huckasaurass

01-21-2005, 02:42 PM

Guess I'm kinda pushing the limits of what this boards "good taste" might consider appropriate.

But the only way to know where the edge is, is to go over it once in a while.

M@

I agree and since youre a moderator...whos to tell you...?

Matt

Affix Snow

01-21-2005, 03:36 PM

Awesome M@! King Missle is very funny!

DMC

01-21-2005, 03:42 PM

There you go thinking again!

(if you do it for your chick or with a chick it is ok)

She's no hiker.... Or climber....
So thats the closest she'll get to Tucks... :)

Affix Snow

01-21-2005, 04:00 PM

She's no hiker.... Or climber....
So thats the closest she'll get to Tucks... :)

Well Kick A$$ then! Good thing she likes the mountains enough to do that. :) I bet some day you might be able to get her up to the bowl......

stoneman

01-21-2005, 05:05 PM

TenSeven

01-21-2005, 05:16 PM

...and expensive too.

DMC

01-21-2005, 05:47 PM

So let me see if i have this right.... It's not gay to ride the ski train, just so long as you go with your girlfriend, who is wearing a "strap on" and you promise to let her **** up the ***, apre's ski. Otherwise it's totally gay!
- correct?

wow...
I think I'll just stay at Attitash and Wildcat...
Only thing I'm strapping on is a snowboard!!! :rolleyes:
wow...

01-21-2005, 06:48 PM

wow...
I think I'll just stay at Attitash and Wildcat...
Only thing I'm strapping on is a snowboard!!! :rolleyes:
wow...Ditto....some other places would also be okay for skiing and riding....but yeesh, that other stuff....

NtrentT

01-22-2005, 02:31 PM

LOL,,

I love how these threads get highJACKED .. LOL

Funny stuff though

I think the ski train sux "PACKMUEL" too !

skicdave

01-22-2005, 02:55 PM

http://timefortuckerman.com/members/skicdave/T4Teuro-skithecog.gif

01-22-2005, 02:59 PM

http://timefortuckerman.com/members/skicdave/T4Teuro-skithecog.gif
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to skicdave again.

skicdave

01-22-2005, 03:00 PM

Or maybees...

http://timefortuckerman.com/members/skicdave/T4Teuro-skithecog1.gif

skicdave

01-22-2005, 03:08 PM

Or maybees... to attract more kids...

http://timefortuckerman.com/members/skicdave/T4Teuro-skithecog2.gif

skicdave

01-22-2005, 03:13 PM

Or could be even...

http://timefortuckerman.com/members/skicdave/T4Teuro-skithecog3.gif

kmrnskier

01-22-2005, 10:26 PM

HAHA!! What a friggin riot!!

Or maybees...

http://timefortuckerman.com/members/skicdave/T4Teuro-skithecog1.gif

BladeGirl

01-24-2005, 12:03 PM

Loved the stickers, Dave!
[Insert "sad-that_I-can't-give-rep" icon here"]

Reading the King Missle lyrics, they make sense to me! OK, I get it! I bet he'd say that, "if you're a guy, two guys having sex is gay, but two women having sex is strait." Hmmm, is resort skiing gay but backcountry skiing strait? Or does it depend on who you are skiing with. If a bunch of the guys get together to go backcountry skiing is that gay? :confused:

-BG

DMC

01-24-2005, 12:07 PM

OK OK OK!!!!
I won't go on the cog.... Unless Alexa really wants to.... Then I have to...

01-24-2005, 12:38 PM

Lol. (Is that gay?)

M@

DMC

01-24-2005, 12:42 PM

Lol. (Is that gay?)

M@

Gay in a festive way...

01-24-2005, 12:49 PM

I won't go on the cog.... Unless Alexa really wants to.... Then I have to...

No no no! You should do it. <chuckle>

And take <chuckle> pictures. <laugh>

M@

Affix Snow

01-24-2005, 12:58 PM

OK OK OK!!!!
I won't go on the cog.... Unless Alexa really wants to.... Then I have to...

No really , everbody is doing it. (snicker). You'll be the coolest!