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Luddite
02-13-2004, 02:53 PM
Not to bum ya out Skilasnow but....
Hell bluebird, high 30s how could I not go? Performed exacto knife surgery on my cows last nite to get one more run out of them and besides,, it's Friday the 13th. The skin up was really different, this funny stuff on the ground - why it's corn! Indeed the shard of glass had melted enough on this aspect to actually much it around! I felt stoked. As I turned right on the trail to the summit I started looking at some of the shots off the backside, still mighty shiny, but my spirits held. So at the first summit the skimobile trail forks - take the left fork. From there the 32" inseam of my 5'10" body took exactly 103 skin strides to get to the trail head. On the left I could find the pink marker easily. Skins off, sliding in hmmm crunchy. Wore my Thor motocross knee/shin pads today, they're reallyl unobtrusuve once on and well there's a lot of rocks down there. The stuff I thinned and marked on Wednesday skied real nice. In these higher trees the snow was pretty soft and there's lots of lines left. I went up on the first bike jump and thought better of it. If you go up and are into it, be aware these jumps are made of sapling branches - round - so if they're not filled in with snow (like now) the ride is, well, interesting :)
Made it down to the place where it crosses the trail in one piece. You have to look a little bit to the right here to see the next pink marker, but you will, so I decided to do more thinning and marking on this next pitch. The first section is pretty low angle, tight and fun but not threatening. This next section is quite a bit steeper, depending what line you pick. I decided to take the top section in a long traverse, as the sound of ice falling over the crust as I broke though was disconcerting. My tracks are easy to find & follow. You will go right, then left and you'll start seeingi the pink markers again. The line they mark is kind of amorphous, but in general leave them to skier's left. Stop and look back up and you're gonna see lines that will speak to you, lot of possibilities. Some need some thinning, some I thinned today and some is wide open. This section is my favorite, I can't wait for some pow. You will see a place where I put markers on 2 trees like an entrance, then after a couple more turns the markers will disappear. If you look downhill you'll see the platforms of despair. I skied around them. The runout is narrower than I remembered. For a rush straightline it and when you go off the rock make sure you head towards the pointiest part to miss the other rock below it. After a brief tree section you will see where I markedd trees with 2 markers, one below the other. This is as far as I got today, and is where you should start skinning. Head left and you'll see the markers, then Moose S--- rock, a good place to put skins on. Shortly after this I ran out of markers, but it's easy, take your compass and follow a heading of around 207. It'll go from flat to steep and those lines below you are damned tempting. They're also a stream bed full of boulders and logs so watch it! Follow this heading, descending slightly and you'll come to the trail out. It'll probably be tracked heavily as it's a game trail (it was today). Duck under the tree and in around 200' you'll go a little uphill (the game tracks will probably go back down the ridge here). It's straightforward from here out. You'll intersect the snowmobile trail to the top in about 10 minutes. Take a left and follow. At the first left turn you'll see a house and the trail starts to climb. In 150' another snowmobile trail heads off to the right - this will bring you back to Uncanoonuc Gardens and is the fastest loop. It follows a stone wall for a lot of it's length. There are a few places where the snowmobilers went back up the mountain, just stay right and ignore them. Through out this whole skin back you're gonna see stuff you have to ski. It's like a candy store for turns, especially off the game trail. Both sides have good stuff, but ya gotta hike back up to thew game trail to get out. Sounds like no one's going Monday, but i may do some nooners next week, I'll let ya know...

Skilasnow
02-13-2004, 03:34 PM
Sounds like I should have come up... but I've gotten some good stuff done today that I really needed to catch up on.

I could be up for a nooner maybe on Tue or Wed, I have loppers and little pruners in the car...

Luddite
02-13-2004, 03:38 PM
Sounds like I should have come up... but I've gotten some good stuff done today that I really needed to catch up on.

I could be up for a nooner maybe on Tue or Wed, I have loppers and little pruners in the car...

Tuesday is meeting hell for me, but Wednesday is definitely doable. Let's keep an eye on weather. As good as it was today if the snow was a little softer it woulda opened up possibilities I wasn't comfortable with today. I think I need some of them short fat skis for these thickets....

Skilasnow
02-13-2004, 08:25 PM
Tuesday is meeting hell for me, but Wednesday is definitely doable. Let's keep an eye on weather. As good as it was today if the snow was a little softer it woulda opened up possibilities I wasn't comfortable with today. I think I need some of them short fat skis for these thickets....

OK, its in my calendar as a tentative for Wednesday nooner. Yeah, next year I'm going shorter too...

Skilasnow
02-13-2004, 08:32 PM
And Dang! that is the longest paragraph since Joyce! D'ya think ya could make it a run on sentence? :D ;)

Skilasnow
02-13-2004, 08:34 PM
And how about simply

Guido's Derriere
:guidos: :bum:

Skilasnow
02-13-2004, 08:37 PM
And for purposes of prpriety you could call it

Moose Turd Rock
:moose: :turd: :rocks:

Luddite
02-16-2004, 11:44 AM
And for purposes of prpriety you could call it

Moose Turd Rock
:moose: :turd: :rocks:

Moose Turd it is! Stay in touch for Wednesday - just after I posted Friday afternoon the doc called and said I had to go in today. Been nervous about it all weekend, but soon I'll know what's up, so I guess that'll be a good thing...

Rainman
02-18-2004, 01:44 PM
The stuff I thinned and marked on Wednesday skied real nice.

What do you use to thin the woods and how long dose it take?? There is a small hill in the back yard of my ski club that I’ve been looking at all season. I’ve been up there enough in the summer to know it’s to thick to ski so I haven’t gone up and stomped around yet but .. I figure if I get 3 or 4 guys to volunteers we could cut a decent path over a weekend this coming summer.

Luddite
02-18-2004, 02:06 PM
What do you use to thin the woods and how long dose it take?? There is a small hill in the back yard of my ski club that I’ve been looking at all season. I’ve been up there enough in the summer to know it’s to thick to ski so I haven’t gone up and stomped around yet but .. I figure if I get 3 or 4 guys to volunteers we could cut a decent path over a weekend this coming summer.

Depending on what you're starting with it can be a lot of work. This trail took me over 2 years, but it's raked underneath for mountain biking, so that's a lot harder than a ski trail. Most of the work for me is planning. I walk up from the bottom 20 or 30 times looking for stuff that will make it a fun run; interesting pitch changes, maybe some fun ledges, lines through the trees that speak to me, etc. I flag it the first time, then run down and change the flags because your perspective will change, then repeat as needed till I come up with what feels like a good primary line. Running down the line instead of walking is better because you can sense how easy it is to get the momentum necessary to miss that cool hairpin turn you thought about building. Just remember it will always seem steeper and tighter when you have skis on your feet. So at that point I clear all the deadfall from the primary trail, then prune the branches from head level down assuming 6' of powder (like that ever happens). All I remove usually is deadfall and low hanging branches. Sometimes you'll have to take out some saplings, but if a line would require me to take down an actual tree I'd find another line. I'm not into deforestaton and besides it's too much work. Another hint is anywhere you put in a sharp turn make sure to clear an area around it for when you miss the turn in bad conditions. You don't want the consequences of missing a turn to be too much (it's all fun till someone puts out an eye).

Rainman
02-18-2004, 02:41 PM
After reading this I went and checked out the other threads you started. Sounds like you have quite the collection of stashes. :cool: If you would ever like some help I’m in. I have no problem working to learn. In fact I would be thrilled to bust my ass making a line. You wouldn’t happen to know Bowser (Mike) would you? He dose lot’s of racing .. both bikes and skiing. He was the first one to take me in the woods and rip gnarly runs like they were easy. Ever since then I’ve been busting my ass to keep up with him. When you mentioned skiing mountain bike trails it made me think of some other guys he was telling me he rides with.

Luddite
02-18-2004, 02:55 PM
After reading this I went and checked out the other threads you started. Sounds like you have quite the collection of stashes. :cool: If you would ever like some help I’m in. I have no problem working to learn. In fact I would be thrilled to bust my ass making a line. You wouldn’t happen to know Bowser (Mike) would you? He dose lot’s of racing .. both bikes and skiing. He was the first one to take me in the woods and rip gnarly runs like they were easy. Ever since then I’ve been busting my ass to keep up with him. When you mentioned skiing mountain bike trails it made me think of some other guys he was telling me he rides with.
I don't know him by name, but may have run into him at the Ragged races. I showed a few of the DH racers this trail last year and I know some of them skied it... I do have a few stashes and I'm always looking for company - IF WE GET SOME SNOW!!!!! A lot of my skiing isn't really on runs at all, I just go up the mountain, point into the woods and see where I end up. Lots of bushwhacking, and I usually can't find the same run twice, but I like it that way. But I can think of at least 5 really good lines on this particular mountain where I never see anyone, and another few across the street, so once there's enough snow lunch hours will get a lot more interesting! Having a second car makes it a lot easier too, because when alone I have to be able to skin back in a reasonable amount of time and that limits me to the SW facing runs...