Blue Tuesday

[pepperdawg]

Sad Dawg here......just read the weather forecast........


I think all the T4T'rs need to fire up a :beermug: induced :snowflakes: dance or something....

That is all...

[Mumster]

:cry:

[Zack]

I know a week of rain...I'm crying here too

[Mumster]

Maybe we need a bra tree (? bra shrub) at :tucks: . Since the bras are offerings to the snow gods, it might help convert the :raining: to :snowflakes: .

[Skilasnow]

OK, ... a bra tree at Tucks, I'll start working on it... :D

[DMC]

If anybody is around Hunter Mtn on saturday night - We will be burning skis and snowboards (and maybe a bra or 2) to honor ULLR the norse god of winter stuff...

[Skilasnow]

And drink lots of coffee (decaf is OK) Joe, the other god of white stuff, would appreciate it.

[skicdave]

Mumster:
Maybe we need a bra tree (? bra shrub) at :tucks: . Since the bras are offerings to the snow gods, it might help convert the :raining: to :snowflakes: . Now don't encourage :nakedguy:

[Mumster]

SkiLas:
Where did you get "broken skis"?

Your whole identity is changing -> you don't even sound like your old self :skilas: . Is everything ok? Do you have multiple personalities, or are you intractably bored waiting for good snow? Is :disinfo: brainwashing you? Do you need :drphil: ? Should we be worried about you?

[Skilasnow]

broken skis (http://timefortuckerman.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=001206)

I do not need :drphil: I need :snowflakes: and ...

:disinfo: couldn't brainwash a jellyfish but I might be distracted by ...

[BladeGirl]

Ski Las Pits:
OK, ... a bra tree at Tucks, I'll start working on it... :D Lets see, first we need a TREE...
-BG

[Mumster]

broken skis:
broken skis (http://timefortuckerman.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=001206)

I do not need :drphil: I need :snowflakes: and ...

:disinfo: couldn't brainwash a jellyfish but I might be distracted by ... OK, skilas. I can relate to insanity related to the lack of :snowflakes: .

BG, we can use the shrubs by the right gully for the bra tree.

[skidude]

Skilas I know where your coming from with the lack of :snowflakes: and :icicles:

Anyway the only problem with your "shurb for the gods" is you would be littering in Tucks :( ...You have to carry out what you carry in. Not sure how you can get around this :confused:

[pepperdawg]

As I mentioned in the chat a few nights ago - I hope all this blasphemous sand skiing wont anger the snow gods..... :eek:

Now we get delivered this crappy forcast?? :(

What else could it be?? ;)

Repent ye sinners...(you know who you are..)!!!

:skismile: and :snowboarding: :snowflakes: , even :icicles: not... :sandpit:

Ha Ha Ha ...Tha :cooldog: is such a freak!!!

[M@]

And so it was in the time before the snow, in a letter from M@ to the Tucker-minthians, he did profess his desire to ski on the false surface.

"Behold! For I bring you tidings and co-ordinates of the sand pit upon which we may ski before Url sees fit to bless us with the mana we call snow!"

Thusly the tuckerminthians did answer the call and proceede to the promised pit and did strap on the holy and the modified skiis and thus they did slide on the unholy surface with many a "whoo hoo" and "yipee" and it was so.

And the lord URL looked down on this activity, ans he was amused for it was good. "Let them slide on the sand, and let ye slide upon the snow. But slide ye not on the unholy piles of conk shells, or piles of very small rocks, for I do so command"

And it was so.

[skidude]

I thought the :snowflakes: gods would get :badwords: at you guys going :sandpit: skiing. I say we all blame it on the crew that went :p

[NH_tele]

:cry: I need :snowflakes: not r :badwords: n

.... :cry:

[Skilasnow]

Those that would diminish the work done by the apostles would be damned for Ullr has said, "those of ye my flock that endeavor to ski on surfaces unblessed be the higher blessed by ye effort." Indeed, those that have not tried to ski on any surface available do injustice to Ullr and Joe and it is ye that ought bow and relish this moment that we have brought you.

[targheehucker]

BRA TREE?

You mean bra rock in tucks right? If you really want a tree and you will be throwing bras around I will hike up and stand in the lunch rocks with my arms spread upwards... FLING AWAY...

[TenSeven]

lol :xmastree:

[Mumster]

TenSeven:
Is that a Christmas bra :xmastree: for Tucks? :eek:

What will :santa: bring next!

[RR]

Long ago in a ski zone far away, I saw a lot of wriggling and odd contortions going on in the lift chair in front of mine. Then the two women chucked their bras into a tree. I almost fell out of my lift chair.

These days I have on a couple of occasions seen a woman (and once a guy) reaching into a pocket and flinging a bra into a tree from a lift chair.

The historic case seems more impressive.

[Mumster]

RR:
I thought the guy was supposed to remove it from the :skifemcool: .

[RR]

That may be, but sovereignty rules...call me Gawain:

From the Wedding of Lady Ragneal and Sir Gawain. a bit long and in old english, but here goes:

"Sir," she said, "thus shall ye me have;
Chese of the one, so God me save,
My beauty woll not hold:
Whether ye woll have me faire on nightes
And as foulle on days to alle men sightes,

Or els to have me faire on days
And on nightes on the foulest wife,
The one ye must nedes have.
Chese the one or the other.
Chese one, Sir Knighte, whiche you is lever,
Your worship for to save."

"Alas!" said Gawen, "the choise is hard.
To chese the best it is froward.
Whether choise that I chese,
To have you faire on nightes and no more,
That wold greve my hart righte sore
And my worship shold I lese.

And if I desire on days to have you faire,
Then on nightes I shold have a simple repaire.
Now fain wold I chose the best,
I ne wot in this world what I shall saye,
But do as ye list now, my lady gaye.
The choise I put in your fist.

[DRPHIDDLEPHOS]

oh yeah bra shrub!!! very nice! you could say the telli heads free there heals and the tucks ladies free there :badwords:

[BladeGirl]

RR:

From the Wedding of Lady Ragneal and Sir Gawain. a bit long and in old english, but here goes:
As I recall, giving her the choice lifted the curse (or whatever it was) so that she was lovely all of the time. So if she chooses to have you remove her bra to fling it on the tree, you can still do it and be Gawain.

;)
-BG

[surfy]

Can I volunteer to be the remover?

[RR]

Good point, I had thought of that, but am very unsure that I could do that without creating a draft...

Speaking of draft...the cure for Blue Tuesday is at hand...Cheers!