View Full Version : Newest Member of the Elite Toni Matt Club
skicdave
05-03-2003, 08:15 AM
Let us all bow now before our newest inductee into the prestigious Toni Matt Club, skilaslenas (Mr snow in love). Somewhat like Toni, skilaslenas holds the record, however not for his ability to ski the headwall at 60mph.
skilas managed this feat in a mere 61 days submitting an average of 1.63 post/day (most while he was supposedly working :eek: )
skilas leaves behind a good paying job and many days that could have spending in the Tuckering Regime instead... oh well!
Anyways M@ was getting lonely being the only member of the club.
SkiStooge
05-03-2003, 11:02 AM
I'M WORKING ON IT!!!!!lol
SkiStooge
05-03-2003, 11:03 AM
and I realize I still have a long way to go! Al
SkiStooge
05-03-2003, 11:04 AM
And I like this new little skiing Graemlin ----------------->>> :skismile:
Skilasnow
05-03-2003, 12:48 PM
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA :D :skismile: :skicool: :D :eek: :D
JAYSUS! only 1.6 P/D I thought for sure it would have been more... what with getting fired ... i mean laid of .... for low productivity levels.
Thank you for the words of reverence, Dave
Skilasnow
05-03-2003, 12:49 PM
The only problem with the new graemlins is that it kind of looks like ... ummm ... well, sort of .... I won't go there
Skilasnow
05-03-2003, 01:03 PM
Bowing is not required... just kiss my feet every time we meet and say, "Oh, my great tuckermaniac, I am not worthy of your presence, may The Toni remain." :p
SkiStooge
05-03-2003, 06:10 PM
lol, skilas. And what time, etc, you heading up next weekend? Al
skicdave
05-03-2003, 06:55 PM
Yah careful with the new graemlins. But the wrong ones together and it looks like the skier is farting in the face of the... oh you get the drift.. later.
skilaslenas, welcome to the club! Have the front desk get you a key to the exec washroom (no more wind up the butt), the ski-cat rides up to the bowl is on thursday afternoon... bring ID and a consumable... garbage pick-up is on tuesday, if you waana throw out a box you gotta break it up.
Oh yeah, the executive radio channel is 10-10.
M@
<skilaslenas>
05-04-2003, 02:01 PM
Thank you for the warm welcome. I would like to thank the Academy. I would like to thank Dave. I really wouldn't be here if it weren't for the warmth and support of my fans and this is as much for them as it is for me. I would like to thank the graemlins. I would like to thank the old man in the mountain, may he rest in peace. I would like to thank Ray. I would like to thank the Tibetans. I would like to thank the monk that invented beer, and the monk that invented champagne. And lastly, and most importantly, I would like to thank Toni Matt for inspiring me to do really dumb fun things on 195 cm planks of fiberglass with steel edges.
Skilasnow
05-04-2003, 02:05 PM
Oooops, how did that happen :confused:
Skilasnow
05-04-2003, 02:06 PM
Stooge: I am not sure if we will be heading up to ski Sat, Sun, or both. Either way I would expect to be on the trail no sooner than 8:00 and no later than 10:00. Look out for a Black Volvo station wagon with a futon in the back, but we might be in a motel, or an Inn, or a ...
Skilasnow
05-04-2003, 02:14 PM
M@: Thanks, I look forward to the backcoutry limo (snocat) ride, but where is the executive sauna?, I was given a pass for it with my keys.
Mumster
05-04-2003, 08:33 PM
Congratulations to skilaslenas.
Skilas not only has great volume, but also provides quality comments....well deserved. :skismile:
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